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| Friday, August 27th, 2004 | | 5:43 pm |
Whatever
This should be enough proof that cats are smarter than humans. Some stupid human did this, and look how far off they were. RETARDS! | | Monday, July 19th, 2004 | | 12:38 pm |
They got a new lizard for me to torment!!!!!!! | | Monday, May 24th, 2004 | | 7:39 am |
Apparently someone missed me, or so I heard. I expect people to miss me most of the time, but not in this case since she's been taking showers with her roommate. The weather is warmer, so I have a very busy schedule where I sit in the window and look outside. That Marshmellow cat is gone for good it seems, but now there is this Charlotte cat that has been hanging around, and they've actually been feeding her. What nerve. At least they're not feeding that black cat that likes to come around sometimes at night and taunt me. Man I'd like to get some of that fur in my claw. | | Thursday, April 8th, 2004 | | 12:54 pm |
In the last two weeks or so, every time daddy and mommy are gone, they are always closing their bedroom door, and the bathroom door. Where do they expect me to nap all day? Occasionally mommy forgets to close one of the doors, so I take the opportunity to poop on something. I'm so sick of how they treat me. They laugh at me when I go to the bathroom in my litter box. I try covering up the smell it makes, but it doesn't seem to work. Daddy has actually seemed to want to help me cover it up, but how would he like it if I tryed to show him how to flush a toilet? It's so rude, just leave me to poop in piece! I think that Marshmellow cat is gone for good. Haven't seen the likes of her in months. This pleases me so, but daddy seems kinda sad about it. It's so nice outside lately, and no marshmellow to screw it up for me. Not that these greddy people let me go outside often enough. They have to have the outside all to themselves. Oh well, I'll just poop on their stuff. | | Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004 | | 9:27 am |
| | Sunday, March 7th, 2004 | | 8:43 pm |
Daddy has been unplugging the phoneline from the wall as of late, so I am unable to sneak onto the computer whenever I want. It seems like they are never here anymore. I'm really lonely. I go upstairs alot, but it's always too noisy up there. Except at night, and then mommy and daddy are usually home and I go on their bed. I'm not allowed on the bed upstairs except my own. It's not really a bed though. It's just a blanket on a floor. I'd like to see people sleep on a blanket on a floor and still do some of the tricks I do. Daddy put pictures of other cats in his journal. This wouldn't bother me, except that they were cats that he petted and played with. I don't mind random cats, as long as they stay away from me and everything that comes near me. Alright, I'm a cat and my attention span is short and my lazyness is rampant, so I must go back to napping. And don't think I haven't noticed the lack of comments! >:O | | Monday, February 23rd, 2004 | | 1:13 pm |
Where are they?
Mommy and Daddy keep disappearing. I've only seen Mommy for a short while today,a nd took a nap with her on Friday. Daddy's been missing since forever, I think I saw him this morning, but I'm not sure, I was too lazy to open my eyes all the way. | | Monday, February 16th, 2004 | | 10:06 pm |
Other cats?
Also worth mentioning.... Mommy and Daddy were gone for a long time. Then they came home smelling like other cats. I think they are cheating on me. I even saw orangish colored hair on Daddy. This does not make me to thrilled, but at least they didn't try to bring anything home with them. | | 9:22 pm |
| | Tuesday, February 10th, 2004 | | 9:18 am |
I'm a cat with teen angst.
The first sure sign of teen angst is that the subject of an lj entry doesn't match the content of the entry. I've learned this by reading a bunch of stupid entries by goth and emo kids. Makes me want to scratch their eyeballs out. I slept in mommy and daddy's room last night for the first time in a while. Since the old people got home, I've been staying upstaris alot. Not sure why, I'm not even allowed in their room. Humans are so territorial. Us cats, we just pee and scratch things to mark them as ours, we don't get mad if someone walks there. I got chicken last night. Of course from mommy and carol (we'll call her *C* from now on). Daddy never gives me food like that. He says it's not healthy for me. Well if it's so unhealthy, why the heck are you eating it? Although, he does occasionally let me lick out his ice cream bowls. I poopped behind the wood stove like over a week ago, and mommy still hasn't cleaned it up. I know she knows it's there, because daddy's told her like 7 times. I should start a collection there or something to make it a little less subtle. | | Thursday, February 5th, 2004 | | 10:53 pm |
F.Y.I
I'm a cat. Cat's like attention. Do you think I have a journal for the sake of my mental health people? NO! I want attention. Give me attention. I like to be told that I'm so cute and that I'm a good kitty. So make with the commenting already. Current Mood: love-starved | | 1:03 pm |
My evil plan to take over the world.
Who am I kidding, I aint gonna take over the world. I'm a bit to lazy for that. But I do own this household. For those who don't now me, the names Oreo. Oreo Cookie Vosler to be exact. I'm a cat, thus making me superior to you, unless you are a cat and reading this, in which case, I'm still probably more superior to you. Hey what can I say, you play the hand we're dealt. I noticed that  Daddy has been posting some pictures with me in them, and people have been getting all mushy over them. It's not really quite fair that he gets the attention from them, so I made him give me a livejournal. I'll mainly just write my daily accomplishments and ways I've outsmarted humans. You may ask, "Why would you let your secrets be known?" well, humans just aren't that smart. I can fool them over and over again. Like just yesterday. Mommy's mom, kept giving me treats because I would go and scratch my post. SHe had to know that I only do this to get treats when she's looking. Cause when she's not looking, I scratch the carpet in Mommy and Daddy's room or Daddy's coat. But still, it never fails, she calls me good boy and goes and gets me a treat, even if I do it repeatedly for a good twenty minutes. Good thing I don't really have to do any work around here, cause those treats have kinda made me out of shape. I know anyone who finds my journal, (most likely through Daddy since I'm threatening him if he doesn't advertise me) will be very interested into looking into the mind of a genius cat. So, add me to your friends list. Cause if you don't you suck. |
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